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據中科院最新研究結果，男人和女人在不同年齡階段最愛的人分別是:
0~~5歲：
女:媽媽。
男:媽媽。
6~~10 歲:
女:不是討厭的男孩就行.
男:能和我一起欺負其它人的男孩..
11~~15歲:
女:十六七八九歲的大男孩，只要不是本班的那一幫就行。
男:籃球、足球、乒乓球、網球......
16~~25歲:
女:26歲至29歲的有事業基礎，有品味，有才華E7男人。
男:20歲至24歲的漂亮，有身段的女人。
25~~30歲:
女:比自己大的男人。
男:20歲至24 的漂亮，有身段的女人。
30~~40 歲:
女:心靈契合的男人。
男:20歲至24歲的漂亮，有身段的女人。
40~~50歲 :
女:男人。
男:20歲至24歲的漂亮，有身段的女人。
50~~60歲:
女 :能和她終老的男人。
男:20歲至24歲的漂亮，有身段的女人。
70~~80歲:
女: 和他在一起，不需要自己照顧的男人。
男:20歲至24歲的漂亮，有身段的女人。
80~~90歲:
女:死在自己後面的男人。
男:我雖然已經老眼昏花，不過我還是希望20歲至24有身段的女人。
結論:男人是始終如一的，女人是花心的。
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Men And Women’s Thoughts
Translated by Bih-Hua Chen
According to a scientific research, the type of people men and women love most at different ages is listed below:
Age 0 to 5
Women: Mother.
Men: Mother.
Age 6 to 10
Women: Any boys who are not disliked by me.
Men: Any boys who can bully others with me.
Age 11 to 15
Women: Any boys between 16 to 19 years old as long as they are not from my class.
Men: Any boys who can play basket ball, soccer, pin-pong or tennis.
Age 16 to 25
Women: Any men between 26 to 29 years old who are well-established, tasteful and talented.
Men: Any women between 20 to 24 years old who are beautiful and not easy to get.
Age 25 to 30
Women: Any men who are older than me.
Men: Any women between 20 to 24 years old who are beautiful and not easy to get.
Age 30 to 40
Women: Any men who can read my mind.
Men: Any women between 20 to 24 years old who are beautiful and not easy to get.
Age 40 to 50
Women: Men.
Men: Any women between 20 to 24 years old who are beautiful and not easy to get.
Age 50 to 60
Women: Any men who can live with me until I die.
Men: Any women between 20 to 24 years old who are beautiful and not easy to get.
Age 70 to 80
Women: Any men who don’t need me to look after them.
Men: Any women between 20 to 24 years old who are beautiful and not easy to get.
Age 80 to 90
Women: Any men who will die after me.
Man: Even though I can barely see, I still want a woman between 20 to 24 years old who is beautiful and not easy to get.
Conclusion: Men never change their minds, but women do.
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